cold open
"WHEN YOU PUNCH OUT…
THEY COME PUNCHIN' IN."
meet the daydreamer
ALAN MCMILLAN.
CUBICLE NUMBER 9.
Alan is an office daydreamer stuck in the endless 9-to-5 grind. His father's grooming him to take over the family business, but Alan would rather hide inside his cubicle, building tiny action figures out of staplers, paperclips, and leftover break room food.
Then came Jinsei.
the incident
ONE CAN. ONE SPILL. EVERYTHING ALIVE.
After a strange accident involving a mysterious Japanese energy drink called Jinsei, Alan's handmade creations sparked to life. An ordinary office became a full-scale battlefield, hidden in plain sight beneath the noses of every clueless employee on the floor.
choose a side
TWO FACTIONS. ONE OFFICE.
FACTION // 001 / HEROES
WATER COOLER COMMANDOS
Led by the heroic Major Eraser, the Commandos fight to protect the office and keep the power of Jinsei out of the wrong hands.
FACTION // 002 / VILLAINS
BREAK ROOM BANDITS
A growing army of rotten leftovers commanded by the ruthless Colonel Custard, a discarded donut fueled by revenge and total office domination.
act two
CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
Alan's stuck balancing deadlines, pressure from his father, and the impossible job of keeping his accidental creations a secret from the rest of the world.
Every Monday morning he punches in. Every night, the war picks up where it left off.
- EMPLOYEEALAN MCMILLAN
- EMPLOYERMCMILLAN AGENCY
- CLEARANCEJINSEI / EYES ONLY
- STATUSDAYDREAMING
- RISK LEVELWORLD-ALTERING
the world
VHS TAPES. DIAL-UP.
LUNCHBOXES. SATURDAY MORNINGS.
Set in a colorful 1990s-inspired universe, 9 to 5 Warriors blends action, comedy, heart, and imagination, where staplers become catapults, office supplies become heroes, and creativity is the ultimate weapon.