# 9 to 5 Warriors

> Limited-run designer collectible action figures for the people stuck in cubicles. A 90s-inspired toy line where office supplies, leftover lunches, and break-room veterans come to life when you punch out.

The 9 to 5 Warriors universe is split into two factions: the Water Cooler Commandos (heroes) and the Break Room Bandits (villains). Both were sparked to life by a freak spill of an unstable energy drink called Jinsei across the McMillan Agency office. The line is hand-sculpted, ships worldwide, and is sold direct from this site (powered by Shopify behind the scenes).

## Pages

- [Home](/): Featured drops and the two factions.
- [Shop](/shop): The full line of figures and accessories.
- [About](/about): How the line started in a 2012 toy aisle and was sculpted by Scott Hensey.
- [Story](/story): Official lore — Alan McMillan, Jinsei, and the war inside McMillan Agency.
- [Contact](/contact): Reach HQ for support, wholesale, press, or bug reports.
- [Return Policy](/return-policy): 14-day returns on unopened items.
- [Privacy Policy](/privacy-policy): How we handle your data.
- [Terms of Service](/terms-of-service): Site and purchase terms.

## Collections

- [Water Cooler Commandos](/collections/water-cooler-commandos): Heroes of the after-hours office, led by Major Eraser.
- [Break Room Bandits](/collections/break-room-bandits): Rotten leftovers commanded by Colonel Custard.
- [Add-Ons](/collections/add-ons): Accessories and extras for the line.

## Optional

- [Sitemap](/sitemap.xml)
- [Robots](/robots.txt)